I stumbled across this recently, and while I found it amusing, I wondered, what would my calendar look like? Think about your own calendar. I wish I had a calendar template so I could fill it in, but if I did that, I'd have to immediately put it through the shredder. I wouldn't want to fill in the future, and the past can't be summed up in such quick sound bites and cliches. I may be a sellout to the teenagers, but I'm still just a kid to the old folks. It's all relative.
So look at the calendar, laugh, begin to dread the hormone drain, anticipate the puttering and just live.